February 2012
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Public Service Announcement:
I had an amazing weekend. Just got back from an underwater hockey tournament at MSU. Team Sexy was definitely in attendance Saturday night. Team Classy was not. Team Canada wore some thong-strap swimsuits and we got to see a whole lot of Canadian ass. It was great.
Team Mustache ended up with 5th place, which was awesome (our other team got 9th). I stopped a puck with my head in our very...
See ya, Tumblr
I’ve got to go refocus and put my life back together. I’ll be back some day.
Kisses.
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Fox's Liz Trotta On Sexual Assault In Military:... →
Ladies and gentlemen, I interrupt your daily scrolling of your dashboard to bring you news of yet another Terrible Fucking Thing that someone from Fox has said.
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lntoxicateme asked: I love you.
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Anonymous asked: You're amazing.
I foresee another break from Tumblr soon
You know, the whole ‘change my password and hide it in the closet’ kind of break. I need it.
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Learning to count in french
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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Lady Gaga
There is a fucking net wrapped around your face.
"Your pinky finger is for making promises"
False. Your pinky finger is for picking your nose.
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You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral →
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your...
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Sandstorm - Darude
Shit’s on replay all day...
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Just when I thought my night couldn't get any...
I walk into the girl’s bathroom to brush my teeth, and as I walk past the stalls I notice that there’s a coat on the ground of the occupied stall. I thought, ‘ew, that’s gross’ and went on to brush my teeth.
As I was brushing my teeth, I realized that the girl was taking an awfully long time. I kept brushing my teeth and I began to watch the stall. I noticed a lot of...
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That awkward moment when you're not sure if the...
Hmm.
Drag show was hot
Time for Kelly to sleep now.
Crushes and stuff
nervous
nervous
nervous
I don’t see how people deal with this stuff. I’m going back to being an emotional void.
Constant pain in my side all day long.
I am fairly certain I’m dying.
